Bruce Lee - PC or Mac?

Imagine what would happen if you applied the Bruce Lee's quote to Apple Macs.

1. Hack away at the unessential.

Definately a Mac. It has nothing but the essentials.

2. As you think, so you shall become.

Definately a Mac guy.

3. If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done.

No wonder I'm never able to switch to a Mac. I keep thinking about switching and...

4. To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person

I need to swap office files with someone at work who uses a PC. So, therefore I'm a PC?

5. Take no thought of who is right or wrong or who is better than. Be not for or against.

This is not going to help me buy a mac.

6. Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.

Well, part of getting shiny, smooth, all aluminium macbook is to ...

I guess Bruce Lee doesn't like computers.