Mighty Mouse - Mac Users Love to Hate it.

The mighty mouse is one of the most beautiful looking mouse in the world. Mac users must be salivating all over it while admiring it's smooth contours. They might even be chuckling to themselves when they view it from the side.

Oh look, the shape actually resembles a mouse. How clever...

Secretly, they are cursing it. There are so many problems with it LEFT, RIGHT and CENTER!

LEFT - Mouse Cursor jumps to the upper left side of the screen.
RIGHT - The right click behaves like the left click.
CENTER - The little nub fails to scroll downwards.

Anyway, here are some suggestions on how to resolve these issues.

LEFT - If updating OSX doesn't work, then table lamps are the culprit.
RIGHT - Burn it! Smash it! Detonate it with TNT! I'm jesting. Buy a PC mouse or use CTRL and the Left Click button.
CENTER - Turn it upside down. Move the nub in all directions while apply firm pressure and blow. This actually works!